After a few run-ins with what I would like to refer to as “undesirable employers” I would like to address the issue.
Firstly, if you can’t go through the entire hiring process in person, don’t bother. You are wasting your time and the time of a hopeful candidate. If you don’t have the balls to deal with someone then stop working with people. If you are the type of person who would rather speak about someone behind their back rather than face an issue head-on; start holding your breath, right now, for as long as you can. If you start feeling light headed or you feel the sudden urge to take a breath; don’t. Instead, if you have these urges grab a plastic bag and place it securely on your head.
Firing someone should not be easy. Even the best hatchet men have souls; and that’s because they do it the right way, with respect. If your method of letting someone go is taking them off a schedule and avoiding them like the plague, find a really tall building and jump off of it. People will like you more this way. That’s what it’s about isn’t it? What people think of you? You don’t want to be the person that fired someone; you don’t even want to think of it as firing. More like, indefinite leave without pay, which of course wasn’t mutual.
If this sounds like something you’ve done here’s a true fact for you Mr. or Mrs. Personable: nobody fucking likes you. They just deal with your shit for one reason or another.
So shape up, or ship out. Rejoin society again you fucking outcast. Or go kill yourself. No one will care either way, at least until you make an attempt at making your situation different.
Regards,
The Rebel
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